Roo grew impatient with my barometer plight and gave me this gorgeous weather station today. Barometer, thermometer, hygrometer, all right there on my tabletop. Plus it looks like something my grandparents would have had in their house, which pleases me. Thanks, Roone!
Also, after all the sleet we've had today, I've decided the deniers are right. Global warming is obviously a hoax dreamed up by a bunch of dour do-gooders who just don't want anyone to have any fun.
Look, it's April and it's cold. Does that sound like warming to you? Nope, I didn't think so. Case closed!
Now if you'll excuse me I have to go look into buying a couple of Humvees. Not to drive--I have enough trouble parking as it is--but to leave running in the driveway with the windows down so I can heat and cool my front yard. I figure a girl deserves to be comfortable when she's burning trash on the lawn, which I plan to start doing as soon as the ground dries out a little.
