Joolie and Eric's Kitchen Korner presents: Hot cross meatloaf
First, you will need a cake pan in the shape of a cross. We have had ours for a long time. I'm not sure why.
Next, make your meatloaf mix. We used the standard beef/egg/bread crumb/onion soup mix/ketchup recipe.
After the ingredients are evenly distributed and sufficiently gooey, press the mix firmly into your cake pan.
Meat fingers! (Sort of like spirit hands, but with raw ground beef.)
Gently tap the molded meat mix out of the cake pan and onto a cookie sheet.
Shroud in bacon. Cook at 350 for an hour and twenty minutes; sprinkle with shredded cheese and return to oven for another 15 minutes.
Invite some nice friends over to help you eat it because it's totally delicious. Serves six, with a little left over for sandwiches.


This gives a whole new meaning to, like, everything I ever learned in Sunday School.
Posted by: Alison | 02/04/2007 at 11:06 PM
Wow.
Posted by: Colleen | 02/04/2007 at 11:18 PM
now you need a little meat Jesus to hang on the cross!
Posted by: vickie | 02/05/2007 at 01:52 AM
That is so not the meatloaf Jesus would eat!
Posted by: token | 02/05/2007 at 04:58 AM
This is possibly one of the best ideas we have ever had, and you and Eric came through with the perfect sacreligious loaf.
Actually, I'm still thinking about how great that meatloaf was. I think I even had a dream about it last night. Mmmmmmmeatloaf.
Posted by: kristy | 02/05/2007 at 07:41 AM
I am a Catholic vegan and I still find this appetizing.
Posted by: | 02/05/2007 at 09:15 AM
ooooh, yes, a meat jesus! but, obviously, it must be sculpted from ground lamb.
Posted by: dawn | 02/05/2007 at 11:22 AM
sacrilicious
Posted by: mando | 02/05/2007 at 12:28 PM
mmmmmm......jesus meat!
Posted by: molly | 02/05/2007 at 01:38 PM
Holy crap that looks good! I should have had a bite while I was over there!
Posted by: Dan | 02/05/2007 at 02:34 PM
I've only got a Bundt pan! Can I still make the loaf?
Posted by: Angela | 02/05/2007 at 06:33 PM
Angela,
Trust in Jesus and he will turn your Bundt pan into a cross-shaped pan. Damn, that was good meatloaf.
Posted by: Dr. Mystery | 02/05/2007 at 09:06 PM
Now, if you made it out of tuna fish instead of beef you could even have t for friday night dinner.
Posted by: Amy Y. | 02/06/2007 at 02:47 AM
Wow, that meatloaf just had to be blessed!LOL
Posted by: Laura | 02/08/2007 at 09:15 AM