You might have noticed I haven't been updating as often or as cheerfully as I used to. This is because work has gotten very busy and is increasingly taking up more and more of my fucking-off time. And since I'm spending most of my time and/or energy here, I haven't been doing very much lately. Even when I do have time to write, I simply don't have much to talk about. I mean, I like my job well enough, but it doesn't exactly lend itself to funny stories, or really any stories at all.
Eric and Roone get to come home from their job at the bar with tales of mad dogs, lecherous drunks, exhibitionist bimbos, and good ol' fashioned ass-kickings in the parking lot. But what's a proofreader going to say? Oh, man, ha ha, you're going to love this--there was this sentence that was a run on, so I totally put a comma before the coordinating conjunction! And then there was this thing that was clearly supposed to be in 12-point type, single spaced, but do you think it was? Hoo, boy, no, it was TRIPLE SPACED, and in TEN-POINT TYPE. Crazy, man. Crazy.
Yeah, I'm not going to tell anybody about all that. About the best we ever get around here is a "pubic" that should have been "public," and even that gets old after a while.
So no, not so many posts lately. But something cool is sure to happen soon, right?